Mini Me

Verne Troyer, AKA the guy who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers film, has been caught up in a sex tape scandal! The man who helped turn Paris Hilton into a sex tape star is now hoping to do the same for the pint-sized funnyman. Footage from a sex video featuring Verne and a former girlfriend has appeared online after a third party got hold of the tape, which was shot in the apartment Troyer shared with his ex. Website TMZ.com, which has obtained an extract from the video, claims sex tape dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Hilton’s One Night In Paris romp, is in negotiations to distribute the footage.

The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.

Who is the skank, gross enough to bang Mini Me (women will do anything to be famous)?TMZ just lists her as his “former live-in girlfriend.”

SugarDVD has offered $100k to distribute the tape, and trust me as soon as it is available we will let you know.

Verne was set to leave The Surreal Life on the first day of production. Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) moved her belongings into his special made room, prompting him to call it quits. The housemates talked Joanie who is the tallest in the house, into leaving the mini room, and Verne reluctantly agreed to stay.

Verne: I hate to be picked up and handled like a child. I am a grown man, for God’s sake, and men and women alike think that it is just the cutest thing, to tote me around. You would think that people would think before they start handling adults. Mr. T, William Shatner, Willy Toledo and Verne Troyer (coming soon) are asking, in a series of television commercials: ‘What’s Your Game?’ The answer, ‘foo’,’ is: World of Warcraft! Click on the links below to watch streaming versions of these World of Warcraft commercials in different languages (where available). These commercials will be airing in several European countries in the coming weeks. Below we offer you localized versions of our commercials as well as transcripts for you to understand those not localized into your language.